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Bananas
So when we were in the car on the way to church this morning, my very-banana brother starts whining about how his hair curls at the ends and I suggest going fully Asian and straightening his hair. Much to my surprise and… -
To do or not to do? (there is no frickin' question!)
Things I really should be doing:10. Psychology: Adolescence Project. Deadline: Next Friday.9. Science for the 21st Century: Musical Instrument and Illustrated Explanation. Deadline: Next week?8. Photographic Imaging: Yea… -
That's one more used candle to my collection!
More birthdays, haha. Evil Money-Grubbing Founder of Hallmark, you must be making heaps of money this month.Happy 17th birthday Beatrice! (: (yeah i know i look constipated)I'm too lazy to type in Chinese. Happy birthday… -
URGH.
You're confusing me. Stop confusing me. Why are you confusing me? I'm young and uncomplex. So stop confusing me. I'm really confused. And frustrated. Because I don't get you. Not getting you befuddles me. And frustrates … -
If My Life Was A History Paper...
History Paper 2007You have 5 minutes to complete all 3 sections of this paper. Only your computer, Microsoft Word or Notepad, Google(if it's of any use), your brain and long-term(short-term?) memory may be used in this p… -
A whole new meaning to McSponge.
So one day during Chinese lesson at school...Beatrice scrutinizes my face.Beatrice: You look like Spongebob.Me: -_-" Huh. No I don't.Beatrice: Yeah you do, same eyes and smile.Beatrice turns to Hoi.Beatrice: She looks li… -
Going nuts.
This nice old man gave me and my brother hazelnuts during church service yesterday. Pity I don't have a nutcracker, I have resorted to the most unorthodox and desperate methods to crack those tough little ones open. I ha… -
Snakes on a plane.
Scratch that. That should read "THERE'S A FRICKIN' BANANA-ING SNAKE IN MY BACKYARD!!!!!!"Snake. Doesn't that word just make your skin crawl and your bones quiver in sheer contempt and disgust. Snakesnakesnake. SNAKE. Any… -
HALLO. (Best conveyed in a chinky accent)
For the kaypohs, this is what my school uniform(or one version of it, at least) looks like: Sorry I look like I'm flashing the Finger, my bad. Replies to tags:mijim: lol I'm not telling you wenxian: yeahhh :) korean dram… -
Singlish vs Aussie-English
Skipping SchoolAussies use the term 'WAG' to describe skipping school.Usage: Banana, did John wag school again? That's the third time this week!Wag...hmm. I'm thinking of a dog trying to whack flies with its tail and fil…
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