About Me: Great things come in small packages. Namely, a small Asian(Sing-uh-por-EE-un) girl who is constantly reminded that she looks like your 10-year-old sister though she can legally get behind the wheel and drive you off a cliff and gets a kick out of embarrassing people by screaming at them across the road in an Indian accent and walking around with blue stickers in her hair. What you see is not what you'll get. I have a tendency to be melodramatic, so sip a wee bit of salt through a curly straw while reading anything I have to say if you please. "I don't bite...I swallow whole." (Thanks Vanta :D)